The Official Blog of Dann Stockton

I’m not sure why, but I’ve noticed that 90% of the time someone refers to the North East part of the US, they say, “Back East” instead of just “East” or “East Coast” In the spirit of desperately wanting to fit in, I’ve named my entire blog post that! Hooray. I hope you feel like I am out from back east when you think of me. Just kidding. I like being from Colorado. Plus, why do the states south of New York get ditched, and you have to name them by their proper name when you are referring to them? Especially poor old Florida. That state really puts up with a lot from a lot of people. Oh well. Whatareyougonnado?

Also, Reid was mentioning that everyone out here likes to treat everyone poorly, which I highly disagree with, but just after he made his point, we went into a quiznos, and a customer was being a big jerk to the sammich maker. It was almost too coincidental. I almost think that Reid knew that customer jerk guy, and called him ahead and told him we would be at that specific quiznos, and the guy went there just before us, and was explaining the whole thing to the sammich maker, to make sure he knew he wasn’t REALLY that upset about a silly sandwich and how he was going to tell him that he was doing an awful job, and just be an all around jerk for no reason, all in hopes that Tifah and I would buy into what Reid was saying, which was all east coasters are jerks to each other. I still don’t buy it, and I am sticking with my conspiracy. Yup. That’s all.

In other news, I really like being back east.