Archive for the 'Life' Category

iPhone 4–it’s s*** your pants awesome.

Okay, okay, I know the last few posts have been about gadgets, and now it just seems like Apple can do no wrong, and everyone else sucks, but also it’s kinda true.

If you haven’t seen it yet, check out http://apple.com

Enough said. I cannot wait to buy one.

LOST SUCKS.

I am so angry right now. Lost ended up being awful. Total, crappy, poorly put together cop out. ugh. 5 years wasted all because the writers ended up being lazy in the very end. :( :( :(

JJ Abrams Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse should be ashamed of themselves for writing such bollocks.

Jenny!

Jenny is my fiancée!

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Hey there!

Boo!

I bet I scared you. Why you ask? Because there were cobwebs in here, and I just busted through them.

New news:

Marriage. Woo! Cannot wait. 3.46 months. So excited.

New websites:

dannstockton.com (updated, and pretty, go look! Better yet, go buy a painting!)

iFixitToday.com (I fix computers and broken iPhones! Check it out and send your friends!)

I’m too sleepy to write much more. Good night.

the iPad!

Question:

How will people with a Boston accent differentiate between an iPod and an iPad?

Answer:

???

In other news, I’m pretty excited about the JesusTablet from Apple. Hooray pretty things!

I’m engaged!

To be married.

Details to come.

Also, I think instead of saying “Google” I’m going to replace it with “Guggenheim” Try saying “Guggenheim it!” It’s fun.

Baldies

I shaved 3 people’s heads last night.

baldies

To protect the names of the innocent, I’ve blurred out the faces of the people until the dust settles a little bit. I’m not sure there even is dust, but I think notifying the proper people (wives, girlfriends) this happened is the first thing that is important.

It was totally spontaneous, random and what started as a joke, quickly turned into a serious endeavor. Those of you who know me know that I shave my head regularly (thanks male pattern baldness) so I had all the equipment to make their dream a reality, and all that talk turned into, “Well if you do it, I’ll do it…” haha. Pretty epic. Anyway, I was proud to be a part of it.

I h8 spam.

Yup. It’s true. I’m not even sure I like the meat, but what I was talking about was the stupid spam posted on my site that eventually breaks it. I hope it doesn’t happen again. If it does, it’s a good thing only 3 people read this anyway.In any case, comments are now closed. If you really want to respond, email me. If you really know me, you’ll know how. If you don’t and you’re a human being with a brain, you can figure it out. :)

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This guy is on to something.

I’m reading a book called, “A Whole New Mind” by Daniel H. Pink. If you’ve heard of it, good for you! I am especially excited because the subtitle is: “Why right-brainers will rule the future.”

Right off the bat, I’m totally intrigued. Jenny told me about it, and I have been dragging my feet to finish it because I am dumb. Today, I came across this, (which, funny side-story, I totally forgot that Daniel Pink was the author, and just thought watching this video would be interesting based on the title, and then I started getting really excited after I heard him speak, and was astounded to find that I am already reading his book, and then I realized that this is a way too long run on sentence. I’ll stop. Watch the video):

It’s 18 minutes long, but oh so worth it, and utterly fascinating.

I can’t tell you how excited I am to finish his book. I get so pumped when someone this inspiring talks about things that I am really passionate about. In general, I’m in love with TED talks, and if this is your first one, go check ‘em out! You’ll thank me later. They are so enriching, and I dream to someday attend a conference.

Watch out world!

I want a pet monkey. Really Bad.